Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Mouse Capture Update

I have just heard your sharp cries for help as you have just been baited into a glue trap with some Kraft American Cheese expertly placed in it. You are quite the fighter though as you keep on clanging melodically against my oven as if you are praying to your savior in Morse code. Your fight however is for not as you won't be emancipated. Even Obama, our resurrected Jesus can't save your rat ass now. Your only hope is to gnaw your limbs off one by one and use your nubs to hobble your way to safety. However since you will perish before that occurs, I leave you with this final image.


You is fucked.

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