Another Tip to Working with Higgy

Following Directions is a Requirement to working with Higgy


When Higgy tells you to do something, there is probably a reason why you should do it. He's probably thought of the possible ways you could fuck something up. For instance, if you don't follow his instructions, then touch something of his and erase all of his hard work because you were too much of a colostomy bag to think about what you were doing. You probably will receive Higgy's wrath and then have someone in a managerial position receive some feedback on your poor performance.

Don't try and rally the troops on your side when Higgy's caught you red-handed in your fuck-tardery

You've already embarrassed yourself by erasing Higgy's shit. Don't make it worse but secretly emailing and IMing Higgy's co-workers to telling them you didn't do it when Higgy already handed these people the evidence. Politics is no replacement for intelligence nor common sense. Does Roger Clemens ring a bell?


Just because he's younger than you, doesn't make him more successful than you

Ok that's a blatant lie, it does mean that. It also means he is better at your job than you are and you probably should just tuck your balls between your legs flaunting that mangina of yours because when he's done, Higgy will remove every ounce of dignity you possibly thought you had.



Lesson learned, don't fuck with me.